i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
