tell your sister to shave her snatch
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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