do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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