Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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