Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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