You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just google imaged poop.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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