How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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