508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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