We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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