he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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