Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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