Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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