I'll bet she douches with gravy.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
