these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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