do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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