I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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