nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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