Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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