she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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