I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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