awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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