I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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