UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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