BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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