I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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