shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hippo gnu deer
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
