that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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