I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
