Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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