So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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