I cannot find my penis.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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