no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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