why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
that may or may not have been my penis.
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