even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Text me some of your sweat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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