Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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