my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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