Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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