Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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