just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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