Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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