then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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