Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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