But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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