i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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