what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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