so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
