I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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