the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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