Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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