i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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