office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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