Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
cat food counts as protein by the way
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
