I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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