when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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