I can tuck mytits in my pants
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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